Neighborhood Watch; Shift 1

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"Neighborhood Watch; Shift 1"
Found wood assemblage piece by Lauren Feece & Chris Silva
8.5” x 8.5”

The face was painted by Lauren with acrylic paints on a small piece of bamboo and the rest of the piece is composed of discarded wood collected in Puerto Rico and Chicago. This is the first piece in our small, affordable and insanely popular "Neighborhood Watch" series.

Here, read this advertisement we just produced:

NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH!

Neighborhood hooligans knocking over your trash cans? Gang rumbles in the alley? Dog walkers leaving doggy treats on your lawn? I hear you loud and clear, little buddy! You're fed up and you need a solution, pronto! Simply place this little lady in a strategic location, sit back and watch the crime wave in your area wash away under her vigilant watch! Once the bad seeds in your area realize they're being constantly monitored they'll have no choice but to find other pastures to plant themselves in - GUARANTEED!* Get yours now!

* Guaranteed not to actually happen just because you purchased of this piece...well, probably not anyway.

PRICING
$75 plus shipping

SHIPPING
Packed in appropriately sized box with recycled/upcycled packing materials when possible. Shipped via USPS.

All images are copyright of the artist, and it is illegal to reproduce or distribute without permission.